archdemonblood:

The Inquisitor, a mage: “Oh. It’s some kind of heavy mechanism that we have to turn. It looks like it was designed for between two and four people.”

The Iron Bull, whose gigantic pectorals and biceps can be seen from up to 50 miles away on a clear day: “…”

Cassandra, who flexed last week and broke open her chain mail: “…”

Blackwall, who benchpressed a horse the other day just to see if he could: “…”

The Inquisitor, who has never done a pull-up in their entire life: “Okay… I guess I’ll just… do this… by myself… then…”